Avery: Mommy, my belly hurts!
Me: Did you drink too much juice?
Avery: Mommy! My butt hurts! I drank too much juice for my butt!
Me: Avery - did you see that kangeroo? He jumped over the biggest rock ever!! (A cartoon kangaroo jumping over Ayers Rock in Australia)
Avery: Mommy - that's not a rock. That's a loo loo.
Me: Umm....it's a loo loo?
Avery: Yeah.
Me: Avery, it's almost Halloween and you get to dress up! Do you want to dress up like a cowboy??
Avery: No.
Me: Buzz Lightyear?
Avery: No.
Me: A monkey?
Avery: No.
Me: What do you want to dress up like?
Avery: I want to dress up like....um....a bee!
Me:....really? What does a bee say?
Avery: ....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Avery: MOMMY! What's that red sign say?
Me: It says STOP!
Avery: NO! It says "TREES!"
Me: Trees?
Avery: YES! It means......TREES BLOW DOWN!
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