Avery: Here's my shoes!
Me: Um...where are you going?
Avery: I'm going to infinity and beyond.
Me: Avery, I need you to be brave.
Avery: I'm not brave, I'm OUT OF CONTROL!
Avery: Yes, this shirt is PERFECT!
Me: I think YOU'RE perfect.
Avery: No, I'm not. I'm not a shirt!
Avery: Can you clean up the living room? Because I'm dead.
Me: What's behind your back?
Avery: A flower! I picked it for you....(in creepy voice)....my dear.
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