Friday, June 13, 2014


Avery: Here's my shoes!
Me: Um...where are you going?
Avery: I'm going to infinity and beyond.

Me: Avery, I need you to be brave.
Avery: I'm not brave, I'm OUT OF CONTROL!

Avery: Yes, this shirt is PERFECT!
Me: I think YOU'RE perfect.
Avery: No, I'm not.  I'm not a shirt!

Avery: Can you clean up the living room?  Because I'm dead.

Me: What's behind your back?
Avery: A flower!  I picked it for you....(in creepy voice) dear.

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