Wednesday, January 07, 2015


Me: But you, you're Captain America, you aren't scared!
Avery: I'm only pretend Captain America.  I'm not real Captain America.  I'm just Avery Beach!

Me: Avery, how about we go pee-pee before we put our costume on?
Avery: I can't!  Because I'm dead!

Me: You can finish the rest of your homework at school.
Avery: Mom, it's called HOMEwork, not SCHOOLwork.

Jon: Wow, you guys made a big mess in here.
Avery: No, that was just me.

Me: Where do you think babies come from?
Avery: The baby hotel.  A guy there has them and takes care of them.

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