Friday, December 27, 2013


Avery: We have to wrap the towel around me so the poop doesn't fall out of my butt!

(setting up an obstacle course in the living room)
Avery: Mommy, I'm doing my own little game!

(Cassidy is wearing a winter hat with a skull and bones on it and is secured in her car seat)
Me: Avery, what's Cassidy doing?
Avery: Umm..she's just bein' a pirate.

Me: Avery, please help me pick up these eggs
Avery: I can't, because I have fire on my fingers. (This is his new excuse for not helping with anything)

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