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Showing posts with label Avery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Avery. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 07, 2015

Averyisms

Me: But you, you're Captain America, you aren't scared!
Avery: I'm only pretend Captain America.  I'm not real Captain America.  I'm just Avery Beach!

Me: Avery, how about we go pee-pee before we put our costume on?
Avery: I can't!  Because I'm dead!

Me: You can finish the rest of your homework at school.
Avery: Mom, it's called HOMEwork, not SCHOOLwork.

Jon: Wow, you guys made a big mess in here.
Avery: No, that was just me.

Me: Where do you think babies come from?
Avery: The baby hotel.  A guy there has them and takes care of them.

Friday, September 05, 2014

Avery-isms



Me: Good night Avery.
Avery: My penis got stuck.  But now it's aaaaaalllllll not stuck.

Me (noticing a basketball game): Avery, what game are they playing over there?
Avery: They're playing shoot!!

Me: (reading from a book) You should remember that God loves you, so if you feel too young or too small to do something, God will help you.
Avery: God is our best friend.
Me: That's right!
Avery: He's the president.
Me: Um....ok.

Avery: Mommy, see that sign? (deer crossing sign) It says watch out because you don't want to hit the reindeer running across the road.

Avery: Mommy, why is your hair so long?
Me: Because I let it grow.
Avery: JUST LIKE ELSA SAYS!  LET IT GROW!

Monday, August 18, 2014

Monday, August 11, 2014

Make-Me-Smile Monday!

Watermelon is kind of a big deal.  And eating it is more important than learning to count...





Friday, July 25, 2014

Rock, Water, Kids

For a cheap $7, we picked up this clam shell sandbox/pool on a random trip to Walmart.


Though tiny, I knew my kids would have a great time splashing/throwing rocks at each other in the evenings.  Although meant for sand, I really despised the idea of kids covered in sand, sand in diapers, sand all over the house, etc.  Taking a hint from other blogs, I decided to use pea gravel.  True, it doesn't make castles, but my kids just want to dig and put rocks on each other's heads, so I thought it was just fine.


Three bags of this was under $12, so this project was going pretty well for me.  Now pea gravel is pretty dirty already, and I wanted to give it a good rinse to get what loose sandy materials off of it I could.  I didn't have a big rinsing container or giant colander, but I did have a shell pool!

First, I took a drill and put a ton of 3/16th holes in the bottom of what was going to end up being the rock side.


Not sure where this line across the photo comes in, but hopefully you can see all the holes
 Next, I dumped in two bags of rocks (that seemed to make it deep enough, and now I have some in reserve to replace all the ones that are being dumped on the ground) and then Avery helped me hose them all down while Dash pretended not to care.


Once the water was in we (well, really I because at this point, Avery had lost interest) pushed the rocks around in the water to loosen up any dirt.  I was please to see the water draining out of the holes in the bottom.


And, not that my kids waited for it all to dry, but it did eventually dry.  All that was left was to throw a bath mat in the pool side, fill er up, and let them go nuts.  And by "go nuts" I mean Avery gets naked and hides.


Here's the finished project - they love it, with our without the water part.  Our new favorite game is to manually transfer rocks from one part to another.  For less than $20, I can't complain!


Wednesday, July 16, 2014

New House: Avery's room - in the grey!

Two late afternoons in the new house and one very stretched-at-the-end gallon of paint, and we have a painted room!  Here's a closeup before and after:


This was really a four-day venture:
1) Spackle
2) Sand walls and prep
3) Paint cut-in areas and the corners
4) Roll the rest of the walls

I used a 2-inch angled brush for the cut-ins, which worked nicely, and used some blue painters tape on the top and bottom (I'm steady enough to paint around door trims without it) to get clean edges.  For paint, I used Olympic's "Thin Ice" in an eggshell primer + paint, which is this very lovely light grey color.  Really brightens up the room, I mean WOW!  Let's see the real befores and afters, shall we?

 


 

Sorry for the oddly shaped photos - I got a new phone between the befores and the afters, so the dimensions come out all different now.

I'm thrilled with the color and how much bigger and brighter the room looks now.  Just a few touchups to make and this room will be ready for the next phase!

Thin Ice, by Olympic
Total cost so far: $40 (from the post on the ceiling) + $32 (for tape and Thin Ice paint) = $72

Monday, July 07, 2014

Make-Me-Smile Monday!

They've joined forces....against me!  The best is Cassidy yelling "FIRE!"


Monday, June 30, 2014

Monday, June 23, 2014

Make-Me-Smile Monday!

It's easy to forget how exciting flying is when you do it all the time.  Here's Avery taking off!


Friday, June 20, 2014

Mommy/Avery Day

At the end of my ten months as a single mom, my patience was wearing pretty thin.  One week, I yelled at Avery and left him sad because I refused to read him a bedtime story, and I couldn't get the image of him reaching for a book and looking at me out of my head.  SO, that Friday was a day off of work for me.  My original plan was to go take the kids to school and do a bunch of work on our new house, but I decided to make it Mommy/Avery Day instead and we had a great time together!

First, we went for a little breakfast....




 Then we headed out to Fort Washington and toured the old fort




Then we went to "see" Rio 2 which was mainly just enjoying these awesome theater chairs.


And, after a few selfies....



....we were wiped out!


Wednesday, June 18, 2014

New House: Avery's room - let's start at the top!

A trip to Lowe's gave me ceiling paint, rollers, a brush, a cup and a dropcloth.  All that makes Ali a happy girl!

My goal is to try to hit up one room a week and start with the ceilings.  You may remember that I was inspired  for a ceiling full of stars for my little man, but I wanted a clean, white ceiling first.    Here's the before:


Meh.  At Lowe's I picked up some Olympic brand flat ceiling self-priming paint.  I did NOT want to be painting a ceiling more than one coat, if possible, so the self-priming was ideal.  I also picked up a kit from Wooster (on sale!) with two rollers, an angled 2-inch brush, and a tray.  Adding in a dropcloth, a trim cup, and a plastic tray liner, and I was in business.

I borrowed a ladder from my work and started in on the part of the ceiling that meets the wall.  I didn't pay too much attention to any paint I got on the walls, but I did try to avoid actually painting the walls as much as possible. (No pics of this - was on a tight schedule).  Two quick trips around the room and it was time to roll!  I didn't find an extended pole at Lowe's, so I had a regular roller, which made for some backaches I felt the next day, but it went fairly fast and I got two coats of paint done (even though I didn't want to do two coats, I really needed to) in about an hour and a half.  Check it out!


So fresh and clean looking!  Let's change the pictures around to get a real side-by-side!



Me likey.  And while I was waiting for the first coat to dry a bit, I couldn't help but think about the next phase!

To be continued.....

Lessons learned:  Find an extended pole, wear goggles to avoid little splatters in your eyes.

Total cost so far: $40

Friday, June 13, 2014

Avery-isms


Avery: Here's my shoes!
Me: Um...where are you going?
Avery: I'm going to infinity and beyond.

Me: Avery, I need you to be brave.
Avery: I'm not brave, I'm OUT OF CONTROL!

Avery: Yes, this shirt is PERFECT!
Me: I think YOU'RE perfect.
Avery: No, I'm not.  I'm not a shirt!

Avery: Can you clean up the living room?  Because I'm dead.

Me: What's behind your back?
Avery: A flower!  I picked it for you....(in creepy voice)....my dear.

Monday, June 09, 2014

Make-Me-Smile Monday!


A bit hard to film, given that I was holding a bubble wand and tube AND the camera, but her laugh is awesome, even if you can't see her all the time.

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

New House: Avery's room

Ok, time for the first look in-depth at rooms in the new house, starting with Avery's room!




Let's talk about the problems, then think about solutions.

First, in case it's hard to see, the carpet is dark brown, pretty cheap, and unchangeable.  Second, the walls AND the ceiling are that amazing fleshy color that covers the 1990s (even though this house was built in 2002).  You may note that color goes out in the hallway as well....and the entire rest of the house.  There are TWO cable lines coming out of the walls (one coming out of a main wall and one coming out of a closet).  The window isn't visible because it was playing tricks with my camera phone, but it's just a single window with a gross miniblind on it.

So, let's talk solutions and inspirations.

I need to:

  • Paint ceiling
  • Paint walls
  • Find a big rug
  • Put in his furniture
  • Change/paint doorknobs
  • Hang black-out blinds and/or curtains
  • Get some art on the walls

As for inspiration, I'm obsessed with this ceiling, from Project Nursery and I want to base the whole room idea around these stars:


So, I'm thinking maybe light grey walls, white ceiling, gold or silver stars up high.  And that's as far as I've gotten, but I can't get past how much I love the stars.

He's a big boy now, but I thought about taking artistic photos of his favorite toys and blowing them up black and white to hang on the walls.  I've asked him if he wants trucks, planes, stars, or if he has any ideas.  He likes them all.  He doesn't spend a lot of solo time in his room, so I don't need to make it into a giant playroom (despite the temptation), but I still want to make it a nice place.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Avery-isms

 
Me: Does Callou have any hair? (he's a bald cartoon character)
Avery: No, he just has his head!

Avery: I think I want something to eat and drink.
Me: Hey, how about you eat and drink your Poptart and milk that's sitting right in front of you?
Avery:.....oh.....that's a good idea!

Backpack on Television: Can we use a flashlight to catch the jaguar?
Avery: No, the ROPE!
Backpack: Can we use the umbrella to catch the jaguar?
Avery: No, the ROPE!
Backpack: Can we use the rope to catch the jaguar?
Avery: YES!  THE ROPE! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

Me: OUCH (after touching Avery gave me a little shock)
Avery: That was a little pinch!!

Me: Dizzy means we fall down and busy means we have lots of things to do.
Avery: ok
Me: What does dizzy mean?
Avery: Fall Down!
Me: What does busy mean?
Avery: We're taking care of things!

Monday, March 10, 2014

Make-Me-Smile Monday!

Avery Tell me a Bedtime Story


Here's the transcript...

Once upon a time there was a little girl that named Mommy. And one day, she sneaked… by. And one

day found a snapping turtle and he found 8 snapping turtles and three snakes and one crocodile. And one 

day they’re gonna eat you. And one day, they want you and someone  to turn into an elephant. And run 

really super fast to get away from the elephants and lock the door so the elephant can’t open it. And the 

witch. And he used.  That net to get those elephants so it didn’t be mean. And bring them to jail. And one 

day jail was very very happy for the elephants and they gonna play with jail toys. Jail toys have two 

elephants on them.

And one day he eat popsicles and eat them all and they bring them to mommy and one day mommy

was sad he didn’t get one. And one day I got a popsicle in my jeans(?) And there was one more. For

mommy. And one day popsicle run all out. And one day, and one day I go to the popsicle machine

to look for some popsicles. And one day eat popsicles at the machine and one day there was none. And

other people were sad they had to cut it to have popsicles. And one day, and one day I went to the popsicle

machine to find the popsicles. And one day he come back to the houses and lick the popsicles and they

were falling on the floor and I catch the ball and kick it into the baseball net. No no no, not yet, until

it’s a long story. And once upon. And one day mommy sneaks by the bear into the bear’s cave. And he

got on the bear’s back. And one day the bear was going to chomp its mouth and eat him up. And one

day Mommy can you be like a windymill and blow the. A windymill so the lion will blow away. No no,

you have to pretend like your mouth to be windymill. Now you have to blow! Louder! And one day he

went to jail. On the tallest mountain he went to jail on the tallest mountain and he eat popsicles and

there was none! And one day, and one day I found popsicles and bring them to the bear!  Not yet until

I’m done with the long story.  And one day the popsicles and there was none for the bear. And one day

and one day I got I go to the store and buy some some cookie and fish and popsicles and bananas and

apples.  And maybe some cheese for me.  Some cheese.  And one day we eat cheese.  And one day, and

one day, I escape and find some popsicles and there was none.  For us.  And one day we went to the

story and bought some popsicles and we put on some spacesuits to be warm from the cold. And they

escape back in. Nothing. No I’m almost done. And one day we eat popsicles and here was none.  There 

was none for you and Cassie and for Avery!  And we buy some at the store for apples.  No no no, it's 

almost done.  The end.  That was a long story.